Get A Full Style Transformation From The Comfort Of Your Home

In-depth image consultation from a real online personal stylist. No subscription clothing box nonsense.

Are you insecure about your appearance?

Do you find yourself jealous of men who dress well?

If this sounds like you then let me maximize your appearance.

You’ll feel confident and ready to take on the world. You will be the man women want to be with and men want to be. It is truly like being another world. People start flirting with you and checking you out. You get better service at restaurants. Bartenders serve you first. Every compliment is like a hit of straight dopamine.

If you’re ready to become the most attractive version of yourself it’s time for you to get a Virtual Makeover.

Video Testimonial

Brendan Schetter (Repeat Client)

How’s It Work?

I will email you and have you fill out a short questionnaire and send in pictures of yourself. I will then, based on your body, budget, needs, and personality, pick out garments and hygiene products for you to purchase so you have a new wardrobe and look better than ever. We will also have a 45 minute Skype consultation where I will explain the reasoning behind my suggestions and discuss other ways you can become the sexiest version of yourself possible.

Wardrobes I’ve put together for my clients.

When we’re done I will send you links to purchase the recommended items and any applicable coupons. It is very important to me that you get the best bang for your buck.

To make sure that you’re not left in the dark once your wardrobe is complete you will also be able to ask me any style-related questions at any time for up to 15 days. I will also give you the tools I use to find retail sales.

So all together for $297 (or your currency’s equivalent) you get:

    • A completely new stylish wardrobe and look
    • A 45 minute Skype consultation
    • 15 days of style advice
    • The tools I use to find retail sales

Note: You have to pay for the clothing out of your own pocket.

I’m so confident that you’ll be happy with your results that I will refund 100% of your money immediately, no questions asked for up to 30 days if you’re not satisfied.

Your Personal Stylist


Hello, my name is Juan Sloan. My mission is to make men confident in their own skin and to improve their lives by improving their appearance. My ideal client is someone actively interested in personal development.

“Juan’s program is a tremendous launchpad for those who seek guidance for a new wardrobe. Believe me when I say that he will wait until you are 100% satisfied with every aspect of the exchange before ending the service. Following completion of the service, I’m glad to say that not only did I come out with an expanded and fresh wardrobe, but I learned a ton about general style and acquired several of my own go-to brands in the process. In my final opinion, this service is completely worth the cost and will be tremendously helpful to those in search of a new style, identity, or both.”

-Dylan Brescia

“Juan and damn. fire epitomize customer service. As an incoming graduate student who recently lost over 100 pounds, I was desperate to build a decent, yet affordable wardrobe. No one I reached out to for advice or tips provided anywhere near the help that damn. fire provided. They worked with me every step of the way and made sure to help me find clothes that were high quality, my style, and in my budget. I was panicking about my wardrobe before the virtual makeover, but now that damn. fire helped me find everything I needed, I’m worry free! Looking forward to trying on all my new clothes.”

-Joshua Dumas-Owens

Frequently Asked Questions

Am I good candidate for a Virtual Makeover?

If you’re a man who wants to be as attractive as possible you’re a good candidate. I know how to style all sizes and complexions.

How much does it cost?

My Virtual Makeover service is $297 (or your currency’s equivalent).

Note: You have to pay for the clothing out of your own pocket.

Do you accept bitcoin or other cryptocurrency?

Yes. I accept Bitcoin and Etherium. Just email me at juansloan@damnfire.com instead of purchasing through the website.

What if I need new clothes after my Virtual Makeover?

I explain the reasoning behind my suggestions so that you learn what works for you. You also get 15 days after the Virtual Makeover to ask me any style related questions. By the time we’re done talking you should be more than competent at dressing yourself.

How much money will I need to budget for clothes?

You’ll want to be able to budget at least $500 for clothes. I recommend a budget above $700 for best results. You don’t need to have your full budget on hand since you will be linked to the clothes I pick out for you. If you don’t have your full budget on hand I will let you know which pieces are high priority buys.

How will I look after?

In one word, stylish. How you’ll look exactly depends completely on your personality and lifestyle. It is very important to me that you get a look that’s fine tuned for you and only you.

What if I’m not sastisfied with my results?

As long as it’s within 30 days of purchase I will immediately refund the money you spent on the Virtual Makeover service no questions asked. I cannot refund you money that you’ve spent on clothing but all of the brands I use to recommend clothing have excellent return policies.

No Nonsense, No Questions Asked, Money Back Guarantee

I’m so confident that you’ll be happy with your results that I will refund 100% of your money immediately, no questions asked for up to 30 days if you’re not satisfied.

One last thing: Even if this service isn’t right for you I have a parting gift.

If you’re paying for style advice from ANYONE ask them what the difference between a balmoral shoe and a blucher shoe is. If they don’t immediately know the answer they’re out of depth.

Answer: A balmoral shoe has closed lacing and a blucher shoe has open lacing.

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juansloan@damnfire.com
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