Get A Full Style Transformation From The Comfort Of Your Home

In-depth image consultation from a real online personal stylist. No subscription clothing box nonsense.

Are you insecure about your appearance?

Do you find yourself jealous of men who dress well?

If this sounds like you then let me maximize your appearance.

You’ll feel confident and ready to take on the world. You will be the man women want to be with and men want to be.

It is truly like being another world. People start flirting with you and checking you out. You get better service at restaurants. Bartenders serve you first. Every compliment is like a hit of straight dopamine.

If you’re ready to become the most attractive version of yourself it’s time for you to get a Virtual Makeover.

“”1st of all I just wanna say is WOOWWW! Juan’s advice and pointers were so on point the wardrobes that he has picked out for me are phenomenal!! 2nd of all I just wanna thank him for the glo-up soooo much and to everyone out there looking for some one to dress you to your perfection I’d recommend DAMN. FIRE to everyone!!! Much Love Thank You Again Juan!! -BS”

-Brendan Schetter

How’s It Work?

Actual wardrobes I have put together for clients.

My Virtual Makeover service is a full style transformation from the comfort of your home. It is done completely through email and there are three stages to the service:


I’ll ask you some question, have you send in a few pictures, and then have you take 7 body measurements for me.

You will need to use an actual measuring tape. A ruler and string will not cut it.

Using this information I develop a game plan to get you as close as possible to your idealized version of yourself.


There is where I actually suggest items for you to purchase and give you grooming advice.

We’ll go back and forth until your wardrobe is complete and everything else style related (hair, skin etc.) has been addressed.

As I link the clothing for you the purchase I will also tell you the size to purchase based on your measurements. I will also explain the reasoning behind my suggestions.

Post Styling Support

After your wardrobe is complete and everything else style related has been addressed I will send you a diagram with the best outfit combinations in your new wardrobe.

I will also give you a list of brands and colors for adding new items to your wardrobe.

You will also get 15 days to ask me any style related questions whatsoever.

Note: You have to pay for the clothing out of your own pocket.


I’m so confident that you’ll be happy with your results that I will refund 100% of your money immediately, no questions asked for up to 30 days if you’re not satisfied.

Your Personal Stylist

Hello, my name is Juan Sloan. My mission is to make men confident in their own skin and to improve their lives by improving their appearance. My ideal client is someone actively interested in personal development.

“Juan’s program is a tremendous launchpad for those who seek guidance for a new wardrobe. Believe me when I say that he will wait until you are 100% satisfied with every aspect of the exchange before ending the service. Following completion of the service, I’m glad to say that not only did I come out with an expanded and fresh wardrobe, but I learned a ton about general style and acquired several of my own go-to brands in the process. In my final opinion, this service is completely worth the cost and will be tremendously helpful to those in search of a new style, identity, or both.”

-Dylan Brescia

“Juan and damn. fire epitomize customer service. As an incoming graduate student who recently lost over 100 pounds, I was desperate to build a decent, yet affordable wardrobe. No one I reached out to for advice or tips provided anywhere near the help that damn. fire provided. They worked with me every step of the way and made sure to help me find clothes that were high quality, my style, and in my budget. I was panicking about my wardrobe before the virtual makeover, but now that damn. fire helped me find everything I needed, I’m worry free! Looking forward to trying on all my new clothes.”

-Joshua Dumas-Owens




Frequently Asked Questions


Am I a good candidate for a Virtual Makeover?

If you’re a man who wants to be as attractive as possible you’re a good candidate. I know how to style all sizes and complexions.

How much does it cost?

$497. You also have to pay for the clothing out of your own pocket.

Do you accept bitcoin or other cryptocurrency?

Yes. I accept Bitcoin and Etherium. If you want to pay with cryptocurrency send me an email at with Virtual Makeover in the subject line and I’ll give you the wallet information.

What if I need new clothes after my Virtual Makeover?

I explain the reasoning behind my suggestions so that you learn what works for you. You also get 15 days after the Virtual Makeover to ask me any style related questions. By the time we’re done talking you should be more than competent at dressing yourself.

How much money will I need to budget for clothes?

You’ll want to be able to budget at least $1000 for clothes. I recommend a budget above $1500 for best results. You don’t need to have your full budget on hand since you will be linked to the clothes I pick out for you. If you don’t have your full budget on hand I will let you know which pieces are high priority buys.

How will I look after?

In one word, stylish. How you’ll look exactly depends completely on your personality and lifestyle. It is very important to me that you get a look that’s fine tuned for you and only you.

Do you style people internationally?

As long as you speak English. As a matter of fact at the time of writing I’m working with someone in the United Kingdom.

What if I’m not satisfied with my results?

As long as it’s within 30 days of purchase I will immediately refund the money you spent on the Virtual Makeover service no questions asked. I cannot refund you money that you’ve spent on clothing but all of the brands I use to recommend clothing have excellent return policies.

No Nonsense, No Questions Asked, Money Back Guarantee

I’m so confident that you’ll be happy with your results that I will refund 100% of your money immediately, no questions asked for up to 30 days if you’re not satisfied.


One last thing: Even if this service isn’t right for you I have a parting gift.

If you’re paying for style advice from ANYONE ask them what the difference between a balmoral shoe and a blucher shoe is. If they don’t immediately know the answer they’re out of depth.

Answer: A balmoral shoe has closed lacing and a blucher shoe has open lacing.
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